Fatherhood may mean less sleep, less money and more responsibility, but it also means a whole lot more fun and all the excuses you could need for not doing the housework*!
Here are 13 things you can only do once you become a Dad!
- Visit a toy store and claim that you’re choosing a remote-controlled car for your child. They don’t need to know he’s still a new-born!
- Take a break from housework to watch your favourite cartoons. It’s not your fault the children demanded that you sit down and watch with them…
- Get to have a nap in a quiet room because you’re lulling your child to sleep – while everyone admires the great job you’re doing taking on the parenting duties!
- Buy that new toy you’ve been wanting to play with for ages, and pretend it’s really for the kids for Christmas.
- Finally learn something you’ve always wanted to know when your child keeps asking you to explain how it works… thanks Google!
- Always have someone to pass you the TV remote while you relax on the sofa
- Finally get to shout “Come on! Come on!” as loud as you want at a sports event without your partner telling you to be quiet. Who cares that the event is sports day?!
- Make new friends super easily, just by accompanying your children to school events, parties or the playground.
- Always have someone to play sports with or ride your bike with, and they’ll never make excuses to get out of it!
- Call time spent on the PlayStation ‘quality time’ because it’s time spent doing something with the kids.
- Make your partner happy by saying they can have 1 hour kid-free, while they do the food shop…
- Pull off the perfect date night for your partner without spending a penny. Just let them sleep peacefully.
- Always have a reason to go out and leave the housework because you simply must take your child to the park, cinema, shops…
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Dad’s and Mum’s tell us below, one thing YOU have found you can only do when a Dad!
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